A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Voting Booth (the official 20016 Donald In Wonderland Song)

from TrumptoMania 2016 by Bob Who and The TRUMPettes

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A satirical retread of the Playmates’ song Beep, Beep (1958)
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Voting Booth (#364)
(retread of the 1958 Playmates' song Beep Beep)
07/03/16 - FtLD


Beep beep
Beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

While riding to the polls one day
What to my surprise
Little Donald Trump was following me
With hands like a little child’s size
The guy musta thought his ticket had more votes
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him a real candidate
Is not someone to scorn
Beep beep
Beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But Little Donald Trump stayed right behind
Shouting obscene bigotries
The guy musta thought his ticket had more votes
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him a real candidate
Is not someone to scorn
Beep beep
Beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

My car went into delegate gear
For the White House or bust
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
Little Donald Trump was right behind
Screaming all kind of lies
Beep beep
Beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For Donald to beat Hillary
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta thought his ticket had more votes
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him a real candidate
Is not someone to scorn
Beep beep
Beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep

Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Donald pulled up next to me
As if we were going slow
Then Trump rolled down his window
And yelled for all to hear
"Hey buddy how can I get my head
Outa my derriere?"


Em - B7 (fast repetitions)
then
Am - Em (a few times)

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from TrumptoMania 2016, released August 4, 2016
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Bob Who - Robert Ben Mitchell (lyrics, vocal, rhythm guitar)
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The TRUMPettes - all other instrumentation
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