TrumptoMania 2016

by Bob Who and The TRUMPettes

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    TrumptoMania 2016 is a 6 track EP celebrating the insanity of Donald Trump.
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The Donald’s Vote (#365) (retread of Gregg Allman’s Whipping Post, 1969) 07/04/16 - FtLd I been run down I been lied to I don’t know why I let Donald make me out To be such a fool He took all the money And all the union cards Now he’s out with some Good-old time buddies Building casinos that Won’t get too far Sometimes I feel Sometimes I feel Like I been Tied to the Donald’s vote Tied to the Donald’s vote Tied to the Donald’s vote Oh lord I feel like I’m dying At the convention What could I do I did what they told me But I knew that it would end in no good Cast every ballot Played every hand It was like trying to stop A transgender Sarah Palin Sometimes I feel.... Oh can you tell me How much I prayed You know Jeb Bush coulda won it If only he’d come out as gay And then there’s Ruiz Oh what a fool It’s obvious he and Ted Cruz Coulda made a real nice couple too, oh Sometimes I feel.... And the electoral college It’s a delegates last hope I think that I’d rather vote communist Than elect this goddam dope For how could we trust him With all that’s he’s got You know he’ll just blow us all up And then sail away on his yacht verse: Am - Amf2 - D chorus: D7 - 37.46.57 Am - C - D Am - D - C Am - C - D C - Amf2 end: Amf2 - 37.46.57
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The Donald’s Farm By Robert Ben Mitchell (retread of Robert Zimmerman’s Maggie’s Farm, 1965) 07/10/16 - FtLd, FL I ain’t gonna work on The Donald’s Farm no more I ain’t gonna work on The Donald’s Farm no more Donald kicks my ass You know he kicks it night and day He kicks it every time I’m here And he kicks it when I’m far away But he does it in such a loving way No, I ain’t gonna work on Donald’s Farm no more I ain’t gonna work for the church no more I ain’t gonna work for the church no more I’m tired of them telling me things That I should and shouldn’t do When you know they’re doing things That are no good for me and you Just ask the children if you need a clue No I ain’t gonna work for the church no more I ain’t gonna work for the republicans no more I ain’t gonna work for the republicans no more I’m tired of hating people Just because they ain’t like me You know if guys could get pregnant You get an abortion at Micky D’s And if you’re gay, that’s okay by me No I ain’t gonna work for the republicans no more I ain’t gonna work for the drug companies no more I ain’t gonna work for the drug companies no more I’m tired of all their drugs All the drugs they’re selling me When all I really want to do Is smoke some good old THC And you know god gave us that for free, free, free No I ain’t gonna work For the drug companies no more - break - I ain’t gonna work for the war department no more I ain’t gonna work for the war department no more I’m tired of killing people Killing everyone I see Killing for a bunch of people Who don’t give two shits about me Like exxon-mobil, chevron and bp No I ain’t gonna work For the war department no more I ain’t gonna work on Donald’s Farm no more I ain’t gonna work on Donald’s Farm no more Donald kicks my ass You know he kicks it every night and day He kicks it every time I’m here And he kicks it when I’m far away But he does it in such a loving way No I ain’t gonna work on the Donald’s Farm no more I ain’t gonna work on the Donald’s Farm no more E - A - E
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Donald Trump Club (#366) (retread of Jimmy Dodd’s Mickey Mouse Club March Song, 1955) 07/04/16 - FtLd Who’s the leader who held up And stole the GOP D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P Hey there, Hi there, Ho there He’ll leave us in poverty D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P What a louse - Donald Trump What a louse - Donald Trump Forever we will Have to wonder Why, why, why, why? So come along And bring your gun And all your bigotry D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P Donald Trump Club Donald Trump Club We’ll have fun We’ll meet new faces Shoot them all With drones and lasers All around the World we’re marching Parasitic capitalists fighting (drum taps) So who’s the leader who held up And stole the GOP D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P Hey there, Hi there, Ho there He’ll leave us in poverty D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P What a louse - Donald Trump What a louse - Donald Trump Forever we will Have to wonder Why, why, why, why? So come along And bring your gun And all your bigotry D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P Now it’s time To say goodbye To all of our money D-O-N en case you were wondering A-L-D deese is de end T-R-U-M- I'd rather take a -P verse: G - A7 - D7 G - A7 - D7 - G chorus: C - G - A7 - D7 bridge: G - C - D end: G - A7 - D7 G - C - A7 - D7 - Glong
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Springtime For Donald (#367) (retread of Mel Brooks’ Springtime For Hitler, 1968) 07/04/16 - FtLd America was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader For it’s gonna be great again glory Oh where oh where was he Where could that man be We looked around And then we found The one for you and me And now its... Springtime for Donald when We’re in an emergency Our Presidency Is up for sale again When he’s elected Mexico will build the wall And as far as Muslims go Well they’ll just have to go (ahhh) Springtime for Donald when We’re in an emergency Trumpisms are the New racist rant Springtime for Donald when We’re in an emergency Come on everyone Let’s shit in our pants (break) Donald will rid us Of useless institutions Like the Bill of Rights And the Constitution (break) Don’t be stupid, be a smarty Come join Donald’s fascist party Springtime for Donald when We’re in an emergency Missteps are the new steps today With him in charge we’ll Never know what our future holds Except Ruth Bader Ginsburg Ends up in Guantanamo (bye-bye) Springtime for Donald when We’re in an emergency T-bills are falling once more Springtime for Donald when When we’re in an emergency.... So soon we will be going Yes, we’ve got to be going Cause with The Donald It’ll all end in war intro: Glong - 45.54.65 E7 - A7 E7 - A7 45.54.65 - D verse: G - D7 - G (2x) Am - G Am - D - (G) end: 37.46.57 Am - D (3x) G - D - G
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Please, Please, Please (#359) 06/12/16 - FtLd Today your president can be A woman or a man Unless of course they should decide That they really are a trans But don’t you worry bout so much What is between their legs Instead I think you’d better think Bout what’s inside their heads So vote for anyone you want It’s all the same to me But please, please, please Don’t vote for Mr. T. (i pity the fool) He wrote the ART of the deal But can’t even paint a room How owns lots of casinos That all go bankrupt pretty soon And tell me if you dare What the hell is laying on his head I sure hope that it ain’t alive Cause it looks pretty dead.... ewww! So vote for anyone you want.... (break) Now there’s STP and TLC And KFC and more There’s IOU that I don’t like But REM who I adore Yet of all the 3 letter words That you could ever say to me The only ones I never want to hear Are P D T (ladies and gentlemen, President...Donald...Trump...NOOO!) So vote for anyone you want.... Aw if you wanna build a wall Let’s stop the rising seas And if you wanna kick out something Then how bout bigotry And if you wanna have a race Then let’s erase racism And if you just don’t fell the burn You can always vote WOMAN.... yeah! So vote for anyone you want It’s all the same to me But please, please, please Don’t vote for Mr. T. No please, please, please Don’t vote for Mr. T. I pity the fool Who votes for Mr. T. verse: C - G - G - C - F - C - G - G chorus: F - C - G - G - C end: C-G-C
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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Voting Booth (#364) (retread of the 1958 Playmates' song Beep Beep) 07/03/16 - FtLD Beep beep Beep beep His horn went beep beep beep While riding to the polls one day What to my surprise Little Donald Trump was following me With hands like a little child’s size The guy musta thought his ticket had more votes As he kept on tooting his horn I'll show him a real candidate Is not someone to scorn Beep beep Beep beep His horn went beep beep beep I pushed my foot down to the floor To give the guy the shake But Little Donald Trump stayed right behind Shouting obscene bigotries The guy musta thought his ticket had more votes As he kept on tooting his horn I'll show him a real candidate Is not someone to scorn Beep beep Beep beep His horn went beep beep beep My car went into delegate gear For the White House or bust Soon we were going ninety Musta left him in the dust When I peeked in the mirror of my car I couldn't believe my eyes Little Donald Trump was right behind Screaming all kind of lies Beep beep Beep beep His horn went beep beep beep Now we were doing a hundred and ten This certainly was a race For Donald to beat Hillary Would be a big disgrace The guy musta thought his ticket had more votes As he kept on tooting his horn I'll show him a real candidate Is not someone to scorn Beep beep Beep beep His horn went beep beep beep Now we're going a hundred twenty As fast as I can go The Donald pulled up next to me As if we were going slow Then Trump rolled down his window And yelled for all to hear "Hey buddy how can I get my head Outa my derriere?" Em - B7 (fast repetitions) then Am - Em (a few times)

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released August 4, 2016

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